Hei Bei

This work recounts Hei Bei’s (the author’s) “reform” journey from elementary school through junior high, so you’ll finally understand that the highest realm of sword practice is: “no sword in hand, yet a sword in the heart.” In other words, it’s the story of a weak little troublemaking kid who, to avoid being bullied, works hard to become the kind of troublemaking kid who bullies others… This book also presents the most dangerous, nonstop, parody “ultimate moves” ever. Unless someone is truly vile beyond redemption, do not mess with them like this! If it isn’t an unforgivable offense, remember to show mercy. Good kids, well-behaved kids—please don’t imitate any of it!

Hoop-rolling, marbles, beanbags, rubber-band skipping, slingshots, spinning tops, flower cards… Just hearing these names—doesn’t it already bring back a flood of childhood memories? That’s right: Hei Bei is pouring his heart into a feast of the most authentic childhood nostalgia for those born in the late ’70s, the ’80s, and the early ’90s. Here are the shared memories of a whole generation—and that first, pure happiness you’ll want to revisit whenever life gets you down. Please don’t forget the beauty we once had.

A blockbuster spoof of the Qing dynasty’s “Ten Cruel Punishments”! Hei Bei breaks down the shocking truth with comics-style storytelling—and then gives you the ultimate “laughter sentence,” laughing so hard it hurts.

A book that can make every downhearted person laugh out loud! Ten billion tons of dark humor, mixed with just a hint of “pervy cheekiness,” so that every lonely heart can bloom. Love life, love daydreaming! Where is happiness, where is happiness—happiness is in those young folks’ fantasies. This book’s online click count isn’t that high, only 40 million. The book’s fans—“Heimi”—aren’t that many either, only 2 million. If you don’t read “Heibei,” go back to Mars—Earth doesn’t welcome you!