Kao Kao

Top Actor Lu who was knee-deep in bad press was suddenly revealed to be seeing an unknown minor star. This sent shockwaves throughout the entertainment world and thus begin an annual retainer to stay on the hot search charts... As the manager said, "This is an agreement for 3 years! You're not allowed to fall for each other for real!" Three years later, the top actor announces, "Thanks everybody, we're celebrating our third anniversary."